The Joke Thread

08-06-2008 21:51
This is the joke thread.

Post your funniest jokes here
:-D
08-06-2008 22:06
lol I have just found two funny jokes:

1) My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

2) Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says
09-06-2008 04:58
:DDDDDDDDD
09-06-2008 17:06
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone :P
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